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The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes)

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The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes)A conflicted villain and his unstoppable bride form the realms most chaotic alliance in this riotously funny dark romantasy perfect for fans of Assistant to the Villain, but darker and spicier. Whats mine stays mine. Step One: Kidnap someone cute. Step Two: Force her into marriage. Step Three: Try not to catch feelings. When Dark Lord Kazimir Blackrose kidnaps Lady Arabella for a forced marriage, he expects an obedient, trembling bride. What he gets

The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes)
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Lee T
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect For Conan's Throne!
Size: Twin(60" x 80"), Color: Tie-dye Coffee, Size: Twin(60" x 80"), Color: Tie-dye Coffee
This is a nice, thick faux fur blanket. I drape it over my recliner. Now I have a throne fit for Conan the Barbarian. Washed well. Feels soft and warm. This blanket could be used as a throne cover or a bedspread. Beautiful!
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Makayla
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
Pretty and high quality
Size: Twin(63" x 80"), Color: Dusty Pink
My favorite blanket! It’s thick, so soft, and the color is so pretty! Definitely feels high quality, and I’ve had this for several months. Worth every penny!
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Charlie Girl
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
ABSOLUTELY SOFT FEELS LIKE MINK/FUR
Size: Twin(60" x 80"), Color: Tie-dye Coffee
WOW! ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL AND SUPER SOFT. HAS SOME WEIGHT TO IT. BUT QUALITY AND FEEL IS PERFECT. JUST RECEIVED AND TOOK OUT OF THE PACKAGE. HIGHLY RECOMMEND IF YOUR LOOKING FOR SOMETHING PRETTY TO PLACE ON YOUR BED/COUCH.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 21, 2026
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Sophie
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 4
Soft!!!
Size: Throw(51" x 63"), Color: Light Grey
This blanket is very soft, but it’s not made the same on both sides. And it doesn’t fold easily because of that. But it is very soft and comfy. I hope it lasts after being washed cause many things lose their softness after being washed.
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Kyle Thompson
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Soft, comfortable!
Size: Throw(51" x 63"), Color: Cream White
The softest blanket we own! Definitely seems durable and so warm, love that it doesn’t shed and the material has held up well after a couple of washes, I wasn’t sure about the price but it is our favorite now.
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